Ahhh...sisters....

Ring Ring. (well, actually: Horrid techno music begins playing on a bad bad speaker)
[Incomming Call from (Little Sister...we'll call her....Nick)]

Sis: Hiiiiiiii Allllllllllsssssssssssss

Allllllsssssss: Hey Nick

Sis: Hey. You like the Dodgers, right?

Allllllsssssss: Yeah, why, you got tickets?

Sis: Yeah! Awesome, huh???

Allllllsssssss: Yeah! That IS awesome, baseball's the perfect escape...I can just taste the beer.....Dodger dogs....Eric Gagne's lips...mmmmmmm.......

Sis: ALS...HEY...

Als: Oh, sorry...Yeah. So when are the tickets for???

Sis: Right now! I'm on my way with Ashley! Her dad gave us tickets! Cool, huh???

Als: Oh. Yeah. Awesome.

Sis: I KNOW! Soooooooooooooo......howdowegetthere.

Als: Where are you?

Sis: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........I don't knoooooooowwwww......ummmmmmmmmmm.......Hey Ash...EW! DON'T DO THAT! HE'S GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSS EWWWWWWWWWWWW I AM NOT TALKING TO HIM! EWWWWWWWW ASSSHHHHLEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Als: Nick.

Sis: AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GOD, ASHLLLLLEEEEEYYYY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Als: Sigh....Nick.

Sis: (unintelligible shreiking for 20 seconds)

Als: NIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sis: OH! SORRRRRRYYYYYYYYY ALLLLLLS! HAHAHA...ok....um...we just got on the freeway. Ohmygod, Als, Ashelyjuststartedtalkingtogheseguysinahondanexttous,
GROSSALS!AHONDA!andshewaslike,heywhatsgoingon,weretotallygoingtotheDodgergame
youshouldfollowusandhangoutwithusand--

Als: NICK! STOP!

Sis: --andiwaslikeallOMYGOD!AHSLEYSTOPTALKINGTOTHEMTHEYARESOGROSS
IAMNOTHANIGINGOUTWITHTHEM--huh? What?

Als: STOP. Man...ok, you need directions, or what?

Sis: Oh, yeah.

Als: Ok...stay on the 605 and go to the fiv--

Sis: OH!ALS!

Als: what.

Sis: you're totally coming this weekend to see me off for prom right?

Als: Um...shit...I don't know, nick, it's the weekend right before finals..

Sis: WHAT!IT'SMYFUCKINGSENIORPROM!ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???? OHMYGOD,THATTOTALLYSUCKS!

Als: I'M IN LAW SCHOOL! I HAVE LAW SCHOOL FINALS!

Sis: FINE,FUCKSTOPYELLINGATMEI'MJUSTFUCKIGNASKING
BLABLABLBLABLABLABLALBALBWAAAAAYOUDONTHAVETOYELL
SHITSOMETIMESYOUREJUSTLIKEMOM,IDONTKNOWWHYYOUHAVE
TOYELLATMEIDIDNTEVENDOANYTHINGSHITBLABLABLBLABLBL
BABLABLA--

Als: ME!!??!! YOU'RETHEONETHATSTARTEDYELLINGFIRST!
I'MJUSTTRYINGTOTELLYOUTHATIHAVEFINALSOFCOURSEIWANT
TOBETHEREWHATSWRONGWITHYOU--

Sis: OH!!NOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYIWASTOTALLYLIKE
HEYAREYOUCOMINGTOPROMANDYOUTOTALLYSTARTEDYELLINGAT
MEABOUTBEINGINLAWSCHOOLANDSHITANDIDIDNTEVENDOANYTHING
EXCEPTASKYOUIFYOUREGOINGTOBETHEREOKAY--

Al: SHIT,FINE,FUCK,WHOCARESITDOESNTEVENMATTERJUST
STOPYELLINGALREADY,SHIT,THISISSOFCUKINGANNOYING!!!

Sis: ANDIDONTEVEN...sorry...imjusttryingtogotothe
dodgergamewithashleybecauseherdadcouldntgobecause
hesdepressedandhegaveustheticketsbecausewedoalot
forhimandhelikesusandhelikeswhenihangoutwithashley
becauseimagoodinfluencebecauseihaveagoodcarandajob
anditakecareofstuffandimtotallyresponsibleand---what? Oh, it's your dad? Does he know how to get there? Ok, Cool. We got direeeeections, Alllllllllllllssssssss......thanks anywaaaaaaaayyyyyy! See you this weeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnd for my seeeeeeennnnnniooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr prooooooooommmmm! my laaaaaaassssssssttttttt oneeee evvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr. BYE! EW!ASHLEY!STOOOOP!!!!!! click.