PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT

DO NOT EVER TELL A LAW STUDENT THAT LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, THAT THEY SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THEY ARE STILL IN SCHOOL, THAT YOU'RE SURE IT'S "NOT REALLY THAT BAD", THAT THEY SHOULD FEEL LUCKY TO BE ALLOWED THE "PRIVILEGE" OF STUDYING IN A BEAUTIFUL DEMOCRACY LOVING COUNTRY, THAT YOU'D LOVE TO BE IN THEIR SHOES, THAT THE REAL WORLD SUCKS, ANY VARIATION OF "TRY BEING MARRIED WITH 4 MOUTHS TO FEED", THAT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT A JANITOR, OR THAT THEY'RE NOT FAT. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE IF YOU DO.