OKAY FINE!!!! NO, I HAVEN'T STARTED WRITING MY BOOK! SHUT THE HELL UP, OKAY!! I totally forgot about like 4 other writing assignments that were due TODAY AND I have a boyfriend now, which takes up like A LOT of time, okay? I have to text message, and talk on the phone, and go to the gym, and shop for cute things to wear, okay? GOD! Just BACK OFF ALREADY! Plus, that's all on top of the fact that I'm STIIIIILLL in law school, it's not like that just went away or something, alright? AND I still have to work at the court three days a week. Dude. I swear...sometimes you're so mean to me. Shut up, I'm not talking to you.