Okay...so since the last year of law school, and the last semester especially, are completely boring and useless time sucks, and since, as a result, I'm bored out of my mind, have nothing to write about, and hence, spend my time paruzing YouTube to find the latest and greatest snuff/retard eating chocolate covered cherries/Paris Hilton stepping in puke videos, and then sharing them with as many people as I can via e-mail...which usually means Rober(silent t) and my mom, since emailing makes me tired, I'm going to start posting them here. So you can see what I do all day every day in class instead of studying remedies, since I'm going to be a criminal defense attorney and will never ever ever ever ever need to know how to sue somebody, and if I do, I'll just hire someone like the rest of you chumps will. I promise they'll be worth it though, and, more importantly, consistent with the "lets all laugh/spit on at all the small brains" mantra that this blog was created for in the first place, damnit. And...on that note....off we go!